pink.dot t-shirts:
cos it’s just easier to respond to stupid questions with “hey, read the shirt!”

Each shirt is lovingly hand-made by a loser in his bedroom with an ironing board and a knack for ‘it’ in between raids by the feds, ensuring that your shirt is in the freshest possible condition when your mail is intercepted by the cops. [note to self: get better copywriters] Yes, you too can become a focus of the police state for just $AUS25 (no GST), or $US18, postage included. Choose from the following designs, and become the envy of your cell block.

• the race card shirt #1
• "gluesniffer" band tee
• 'potetial terrorist'
• "terrorists made me do honours"